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Kenneth's Identity CrisisI found the picture of the friend thati was looking for! 1 July REBIRTHCOME VISIT THE ANTIPOP: VERSION 2.0 Kenneth's Identity Crisis has been reborn. k-train666.spaces.msn.com 25 March Loose Change Herein, 25 phrases you'll never hear uttered in the world of hockey: 1. “Wayne who?” 2. “Our new arena was inspired by the one in Pittsburgh.” 3. “Zhamnov can't carry this team on his own, guys.” 4. “A beer? Sure, I guess this once.” 5. “Y'know, without me Ovechkin's a third-liner.” 6. “Henrik, about all these fighting majors…” 7. “Mr. Roenick has no comment on the subject.” 8. “Shrewd trade, Mr. Milbury.” 9. “Hold on guys, I think I lost a tooth!” 10. “It's compliments of Mr. Jacobs.” 11. “Goal scored by No. 16, Brian McGrattan.” 12. “Why can't you play more like Aki Berg?” 13. “Careful of that archway Mr. Bettman.” 14. “I guess we could always find some Hawks' tickets through scalpers.” 15. “We just couldn't keep up with the Italians.” 16. “Welcome back, Mr. Goodenow.” 17. “It's another network bidding war.” 18. “It's a third straight Lady Byng for Kasparaitis.” 19. “Mr. McCarty, GQ on Line 2.” 20. “Which sticks are yours Zdeno?” 21. “Nice suit, Mr. Cherry.” 22. “Our first priority is re-signing Yashin.” 23. “That Brian Burke's always so chipper.” 24. “I like Messier's hair that way.” 25.“It's been a real thrill to bring the Stanley Cup back home to Toronto.” 3 March The face of GodI'm drained but aching 4 more And the devil inside is reading the words of the saddest poem 2 be engraved on the stone of my grave I'd kill 2 share your pain And sell my soul 4 u just 2 say "I dream what you're dreaming and feel what you're feeling, Love's our shadow on the wall with the FACE OF GOD" Nothing will be enough 4 the one's who keep on stumbling in the garden of withering trust, without the courage 2 leave I'd take my life 4 your kiss and lose it all 2 take u across the abyss 28 February ROCK LINES RETURNS !!Yes, It's true, i've been an insufferable slacker..But Rocklines are back.. So get on your musical thinking caps..they won't all be gimmes... Things u didn't know u didn't know!Did you know...
22 February WAKE UPI'M GOING 2 RIDE THIS PLANE OUT OF YOUR LIFE AGAIN
I WISH I COULD'VE STAYED, BUT U ARGUED
MORE THAN THIS I WISH U COULD'VE SEEN MY FACE
IN THE BACKSEAT STARING OUT THE WINDOW
I'LL DO ANYTHING 4 U
KILL ANYONE 4 U
SO LEAVE YOURSELF INTACT
CAUSE I WILL BE COMING BACK
IN A PHRASE 2 CUT THESE LIPS
I LOVE U
THE MORNING WILL COME
IN THE PRESS OF EVERY KISS
WITH YOUR HEAD UPON MY CHEST
WHERE I WILL ANNOY U
WITH EVERY WAKING BREATH TILL U DECIDE 2 WAKE UP
I EARNED THROUGH HOPE AND FAITH
THE CURVES AROUND YOUR FACE
THAT I'M THE ONE U'LL HOLD FOREVER
IF MORNING NEVER COMES 4 EITHER ONE OF US
THEN THIS I PRAY 2 U...WHEREVER
I'LL DO ANYTHING 4 U
THIS STORY IS 4 U
SO LEAVE YOURSELF INTACT
CAUSE I WON'T BE COMING BACK
IN A PHRASE 2 CUT THESE LIPS
I LOVED U
THE MORNING WILL COME
IN THE PRESS OF EVERY KISS
WITH MY HEAD UPON YOUR CHEST
WHERE I WILL ANNOY U
WITH EVERY WAKING BREATH UNTILL U DECIDE 2 WAKE UP
29 January Dummies> >>>>> These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, > >>>>>and are > >>>>> things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down > >>>>>and now > >>>>> published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm > > >>>>>while > >>>>> these exchanges were actually taking place. > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? > >>>>> >WITNESS: No, I just lie there. > >>>>> ______________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? > >>>>> >WITNESS: July 18th. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: What year? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Every year. > >>>>> _____________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your > >>>>>memory at > >>>>> all? > >>>>> WITNESS: Yes. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? > >>>>> >WITNESS: I forget. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of > >>>>>something you > >>>>> forgot? > >>>>> _____________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember > >>>>>which. > >>>>> ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Forty-five years. > >>>>> _____________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you > >>>>>that > >>>>> morning? > >>>>> WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? > >>>>> >WITNESS: My name is Susan. > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved > > >>>>>in > >>>>> voodoo? > >>>>> WITNESS: We both do. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Voodoo? > >>>>> >WITNESS: We do. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: You do? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Yes, voodoo. > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies > >>>>>in his > >>>>> sleep, > >>>>> he doesn't know about it until the next morning? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? > >>>>> ___________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is > >>>>>he? > >>>>> WITNESS: Uh, he's twenty-one.. > >>>>> _______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Would you repeat the question? > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August > > >>>>>8th? > >>>>> WITNESS: Yes. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Uh.... > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Yes. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: How many were boys? > >>>>> >WITNESS: None. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? > >>>>> >WITNESS: By death. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? > >>>>> >WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a > >>>>> deposition > >>>>> notice which I sent to your attorney? > >>>>> >WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you > >>>>>performed on > >>>>> dead people? > >>>>> >WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school > >>>>>did you > >>>>> go to? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Oral. > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? > >>>>> >WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? > >>>>> >WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I > >>>>>was doing > >>>>> an autopsy on him! > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Huh? > >>>>> ______________________________________ > >>>>> > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you > >>>>>check > >>>>> for a pulse? > >>>>> >WITNESS: No. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? > >>>>> >WITNESS: No. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing? > >>>>> >WITNESS: No. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive > > >>>>>when > >>>>> you began the autopsy? > >>>>> >WITNESS: No. > >>>>> >ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? > >>>>> >WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. > >>>>> ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, > >>>>>nevertheless? > >>>>> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive > >>>>>and > >>>>> practicing law. > 15 January Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? >> Unique Up On It. >> >>2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? >> Tame Way, Unique Up On It. >> >>3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? >> They Take The Psycho Path. >> >>4. How Do You Get Holy Water? >> You Boil The Hell Out Of It. >> >>5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? >> Dam! >> >>6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? >> Polaroid's. >> >>7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? >> A Stick. >> >>8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? >> Nacho Cheese. <--ha!! >> >>9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? >> Subordinate Clauses. >> >>10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? >> Quattro Sinko. >> >>11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? >> Spoiled Milk. >> >>12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? >> Frostbite. >> >>13.. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? >> A Nervous Wreck. >> >>14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? >> Anyone Can Roast Beef. >> >>15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? >> Right Where You Left Him. >> >>16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? >> Because They Have Big Fingers. >> >>17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? >> Because It Scares The Dog. >> >>18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? >> Sanka. >> >>19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ? >> The Location Of The Dirt Bag. >> >>20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? >> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. >> >>21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver? >> A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang! >> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. >> >>22. How Is a Texas Tornado And an Alabama Divorce The Same? >> Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer! >> 6 January *** ** ****Every thought that i repent, there's another chip u haven't spent and you're cashing them all in. Where do we begin 2 get clean again? can we get clean again?
I walk home alone with u, and the mood you're born into. Sometimes u let me in, And i take it on the chin. I can't get clean again. I wanna know can we get clean again?
The god of wine comes crashing through the headlights of a car that took u farther than u thought u'd ever wanna go. We can't get back again, we can't back again!
She takes a drink and then she waits. The alcohol, It permeates. And then the cells give way. And cancels out the day...
I can't keep it all together...
I know i can't keep it all together.
And the siren's song that is your madness,
Holds a truth i can't erase
All alone on your face...
Every glamorous sunrise throws the planets out of line.
A star-sign out of wack. A fraudulent zodiac.
And the god of wine is crouched down in my room,
"U let me down" I said it,
And now i'm going down, And you're not even around.
And i said "NO"
I can't keep it all together
I know I can't keep it all together...
There's a memory of a window, looking through i see U...
Searching 4 something I could never give u.
Is there someone who understands u more than i do?
A sadness i can't erase,
All alone on your face....
3 January Another New Year!Hello everyone and Happy New Year 2 u all!
it's been so very long since i've written anything in here, i fear i've lost u all!! Christmas was fantastic, everyone got what they wanted and then some.
It was a wonderful Christmas 4 so many reasons. We were back in Alberta, sharing the season with friends who we have missed so much these past three years, with Carla's family, who were so glad 2 have us back, and most importantly, because, 2005 started on a real low 4 personal reasons but this year i feel so lucky 2 be where i am and 2 have my family by my side. I love them dearly! Anyway...
I've been working my ass off. From boxing day straight through till this Friday when i will finally get a long weekend. I feel like i've been living at work...Yuck!
Next monday will be nuts, Carla, Kendall and Liam all start school the same day! It's gonna take a while 2 work out the kinks and get a routine in place i'm sure!
As far as Christmas goes... Santa was very good 2 me! I got the Tragically Hip's "Hiponymous" box set, which is so awesome, Some new Macfarlanes 4 my collection, a new Hockey news subscription, cd's, and much more...LOL
the kids, Of course, Cleaned up! They got so much stuff again this year, They had a lot of fun and really, that's all that matters.
We stayed home this new year's eve. Trevor and Hilary and the kids came over and we just hung out, played cards, and laughed. That's all we needed, And for the first time ever, i think, Noone touched a drop of booze...Fine by me!
Work's Christmas party is coming up on the 14th of January, Should be intersting. My first function with this staff, Let the liquor and the true colours of them all be set free! I already know of a few people who are going 2 end up making a scene. and i'm just gonna sit back and enjoy the show!
Well, that's enough 4 now, I'll be back soon with a new Trivia question, seems i stumped everyone with the last one!
Cheers... Kenneth
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